A quick laugh for 5 mins

> A quick laugh for 5 mins
> Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
> what had happened in the past.
> Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
> Teacher : Why?
> Student : There is no future in it.
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> .
>
> Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
> much would your father still have?
> Ted : $10.
> Teacher : You don't know maths.
> Ted : You don't know my father!
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Mother : David, come here.
> David : Yes, mum?
> Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
> David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
> scolding you now.
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father : So?
> Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
> 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..........
> ........
>
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
> watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
> breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her
> father.
>
> Daughter : It's mummy!
> Father : How do you know?
> Daughter : She didn't say anything.
> ............ ......... .......... .......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
>
> Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
> anything!
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: " Singapore , Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
> and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
> "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a
> sick eagle."
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
> Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
> Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
> Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
> Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
>
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did u get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do u mean 'under water'?"
> "They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

Zouk

i really enjoyed myself on fri night.

Proj Tut/ Volunteer Appreciation

awww... so cute!
edwin & ? (cannt rmbr his name)
jabsen's well decorated fries
Tecky: I have a confession to make to u (Shuxian)
what's up with him?:)
edwin with new tutor - melissa.

Work & Career

sorry for lack of updates. its either i am too lazy to upload pics or too tired to do so. Also, my life has turned more routine lately, with the onset of my HR temp job.

Work has been busy, when I did a switch in my job scope from HRM to HRD. Also I have to cover some of the areas when the new lady arrived to cover my scope. It has been quite confusing as at this moment, I still cover some of the HRM tasks. and also event related tasks like my company's upcoming family day. I feel so rich because I got so much money! LOL.

Next week, I will be busy in getting my graduation gown and the excitement over graduation 2008. Although I did not get into NTU, I believe it is still not the end of story. SIM, here i come! and UOL here I come!

I have been reading up on ACCA and how it works. I am very torn between studying ACCA straight all the way after army or study a full time degree before taking up acca. to get acca, i need 3 yrs of relevant working experience. meaning I need about 5-6 yrs to get my accounting qualification.

Getting a degree is more expensive. However, if I have a bachelors' degree, it may be a more secure choice since I can work and start an accounting related job. Having a dip. in business studies is quite vague and its very hard to get an accounting related job, unless the company is willing to train me.

Haiz. i am just so confused.

I have been banned on google adsense :( Sobxxx.

Iron Man

Back from Lido to watch Iron Man with Wendy, Avan, Yongxun, Ming Qi, Alvin, and Kwan Loong.

Quite a nice show. Very exciting and funny. I was there damn on time. All thanks to wendy. ZzZZZz :)

Later had dinner. I ordered pasta mania food la. not bad