1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (hmm….)
2. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (quite true)
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (anyone knows?)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit/sleeps around all day? (maybe it was meant for something else?)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Don’t think so, there’s so much water for them to drink)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (let me find one)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (No birds here so I can’t ask them)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (guybird?)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (What’s the question again?)
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isn’t it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (um…)
17. Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one? (Don’t understand)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (People tend to break the law)
19. If drink drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking near Bars?
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
