Well. Have been busy with work. LAZY to update. Sorry bloggers if you miss my blog. zZzzz..
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Finally... Graduation
Well. Have been busy with work. LAZY to update. Sorry bloggers if you miss my blog. zZzzz..
Saturday, May 17, 2008
A quick laugh for 5 mins
> A quick laugh for 5 mins
> Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
> what had happened in the past.
> Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
> Teacher : Why?
> Student : There is no future in it.
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> .
>
> Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
> much would your father still have?
> Ted : $10.
> Teacher : You don't know maths.
> Ted : You don't know my father!
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Mother : David, come here.
> David : Yes, mum?
> Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
> David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
> scolding you now.
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father : So?
> Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
> 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..........
> ........
>
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
> watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
> breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her
> father.
>
> Daughter : It's mummy!
> Father : How do you know?
> Daughter : She didn't say anything.
> ............ ......... .......... .......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
>
> Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
> anything!
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: " Singapore , Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
> and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
> "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a
> sick eagle."
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
> Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
> Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
> Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
> Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
>
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did u get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do u mean 'under water'?"
> "They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
> Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
> what had happened in the past.
> Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
> Teacher : Why?
> Student : There is no future in it.
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> .
>
> Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
> much would your father still have?
> Ted : $10.
> Teacher : You don't know maths.
> Ted : You don't know my father!
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Mother : David, come here.
> David : Yes, mum?
> Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
> David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
> scolding you now.
> ............ .......... .......... ......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father : So?
> Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
> 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
> ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..........
> ........
>
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
> watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
> breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her
> father.
>
> Daughter : It's mummy!
> Father : How do you know?
> Daughter : She didn't say anything.
> ............ ......... .......... .......... ......... ......... .........
> ........
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
>
> Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
> anything!
> Son : That's why I say she's no good!
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
>
> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: " Singapore , Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
> and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
> "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a
> sick eagle."
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
> Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
> Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
> Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
> Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
>
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
>
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did u get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do u mean 'under water'?"
> "They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
Monday, May 12, 2008
Work & Career
sorry for lack of updates. its either i am too lazy to upload pics or too tired to do so. Also, my life has turned more routine lately, with the onset of my HR temp job.
Work has been busy, when I did a switch in my job scope from HRM to HRD. Also I have to cover some of the areas when the new lady arrived to cover my scope. It has been quite confusing as at this moment, I still cover some of the HRM tasks. and also event related tasks like my company's upcoming family day. I feel so rich because I got so much money! LOL.
Next week, I will be busy in getting my graduation gown and the excitement over graduation 2008. Although I did not get into NTU, I believe it is still not the end of story. SIM, here i come! and UOL here I come!
I have been reading up on ACCA and how it works. I am very torn between studying ACCA straight all the way after army or study a full time degree before taking up acca. to get acca, i need 3 yrs of relevant working experience. meaning I need about 5-6 yrs to get my accounting qualification.
Getting a degree is more expensive. However, if I have a bachelors' degree, it may be a more secure choice since I can work and start an accounting related job. Having a dip. in business studies is quite vague and its very hard to get an accounting related job, unless the company is willing to train me.
Haiz. i am just so confused.
Work has been busy, when I did a switch in my job scope from HRM to HRD. Also I have to cover some of the areas when the new lady arrived to cover my scope. It has been quite confusing as at this moment, I still cover some of the HRM tasks. and also event related tasks like my company's upcoming family day. I feel so rich because I got so much money! LOL.
Next week, I will be busy in getting my graduation gown and the excitement over graduation 2008. Although I did not get into NTU, I believe it is still not the end of story. SIM, here i come! and UOL here I come!
I have been reading up on ACCA and how it works. I am very torn between studying ACCA straight all the way after army or study a full time degree before taking up acca. to get acca, i need 3 yrs of relevant working experience. meaning I need about 5-6 yrs to get my accounting qualification.
Getting a degree is more expensive. However, if I have a bachelors' degree, it may be a more secure choice since I can work and start an accounting related job. Having a dip. in business studies is quite vague and its very hard to get an accounting related job, unless the company is willing to train me.
Haiz. i am just so confused.
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Iron Man
Back from Lido to watch Iron Man with Wendy, Avan, Yongxun, Ming Qi, Alvin, and Kwan Loong.
Quite a nice show. Very exciting and funny. I was there damn on time. All thanks to wendy. ZzZZZz :)
Later had dinner. I ordered pasta mania food la. not bad
Quite a nice show. Very exciting and funny. I was there damn on time. All thanks to wendy. ZzZZZz :)
Later had dinner. I ordered pasta mania food la. not bad
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Back from 403 Chalet
This time's chalet was quite a memorable one because many things happened. It has also made me see how a overly drunkard looks like. It was really quite a sight that someone drank so much that all he could do was cursing on the bed, with all the XYZ cursings, and making those sensual actions, banging on the wall, banging under the bed, and threatening to take off his shorts. although it was damn funny.
He vomited twice and the first one was caught by lifeng. And I pulled him to the bathroom - i pulled him like he was just unconcious. After bathing him with water on this face. and letting him drink some water from the water heater, we pulled him back to his bed.
He slept and spitted saliva all over the place. He became better when he suddenly woke up screaming for water. We fed him with warm water, which made him feel better. He drank lots of water, and I think he was a bit dehydrated. After that, he was hungry and I fed him with some chicken wings.
He tried standing up many times, but he could not even walk straight and kept banging on the tables and he needed our support to walk properly. We had to plan his lying down as we were afraid he might injure his spine.
One funny thing was that while alvin was bathing, he just barged in when I was helping alvin to find his towel. The scene was super-duper funny! Then alvin was caught naked and alvin also vomited due to excess alcohol. LOL. But Alvin was conscious la. So its not as terrible as vomiting flowing out from his mouth etc.
When it was 3-4 plus am, he final regain his original self and not screaming insensibly. From 1-2am, he was partially conscious, so he sort of knew what he was doing, just that his head was still too heavy for him to control himself.
Its quite depressing to find out the chalet stayers were mostly smokers. As of what I know now, 12 out of 40 students from 403 smokes regularly or at least tried a stick.
Of course, there will be non smokers like me, Wendy, zin mar.
22/40 students appeared for this chalet, with some leaving real early. Some came at 4plus and left at 5plus. 3 students have known they they entered local university, including NTU, SMU.
Congrats to people who have gotten the dip in merit. I am green with envy! Seriously, I began to realised I never worked hard enough when I was in the polytechnic days. Its not that I did not study. Perhaps I really had too much commitments. The life is mine. I chose to squeese myself with too much things which I thought it was okay. When I was in year 3, disappointing results made me sadder as my CCA commitments went down humogously. and I work very hard for some of the modules. Perhaps, my niche was not business after all.
He vomited twice and the first one was caught by lifeng. And I pulled him to the bathroom - i pulled him like he was just unconcious. After bathing him with water on this face. and letting him drink some water from the water heater, we pulled him back to his bed.
He slept and spitted saliva all over the place. He became better when he suddenly woke up screaming for water. We fed him with warm water, which made him feel better. He drank lots of water, and I think he was a bit dehydrated. After that, he was hungry and I fed him with some chicken wings.
He tried standing up many times, but he could not even walk straight and kept banging on the tables and he needed our support to walk properly. We had to plan his lying down as we were afraid he might injure his spine.
One funny thing was that while alvin was bathing, he just barged in when I was helping alvin to find his towel. The scene was super-duper funny! Then alvin was caught naked and alvin also vomited due to excess alcohol. LOL. But Alvin was conscious la. So its not as terrible as vomiting flowing out from his mouth etc.
When it was 3-4 plus am, he final regain his original self and not screaming insensibly. From 1-2am, he was partially conscious, so he sort of knew what he was doing, just that his head was still too heavy for him to control himself.
Its quite depressing to find out the chalet stayers were mostly smokers. As of what I know now, 12 out of 40 students from 403 smokes regularly or at least tried a stick.
Of course, there will be non smokers like me, Wendy, zin mar.
22/40 students appeared for this chalet, with some leaving real early. Some came at 4plus and left at 5plus. 3 students have known they they entered local university, including NTU, SMU.
Congrats to people who have gotten the dip in merit. I am green with envy! Seriously, I began to realised I never worked hard enough when I was in the polytechnic days. Its not that I did not study. Perhaps I really had too much commitments. The life is mine. I chose to squeese myself with too much things which I thought it was okay. When I was in year 3, disappointing results made me sadder as my CCA commitments went down humogously. and I work very hard for some of the modules. Perhaps, my niche was not business after all.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
What I have been doing. hahas
Sorry if have been waiting for my entry on what has been happening in my life.
I have been too busy with my new job I have found recently.
I found a job as a HR temp Assistant under Kelly Services. My client company is Makino Asia Pte Ltd.
Working hours are damn early - 730am - 448pm.
But the people are nice though. I like the work too! :)
But transiting between my morning job to the night job is a pain =.=/
Haix. My lousy pay. one month only earn $1.5k. With working so much... haixxxx.
I have been too busy with my new job I have found recently.
I found a job as a HR temp Assistant under Kelly Services. My client company is Makino Asia Pte Ltd.
Working hours are damn early - 730am - 448pm.
But the people are nice though. I like the work too! :)
But transiting between my morning job to the night job is a pain =.=/
Haix. My lousy pay. one month only earn $1.5k. With working so much... haixxxx.
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